Threesomes: For Couples Who Want to Know More (4 page)

Two girls out for a good time often like to choose a man to tease, and many of those men happen to be pretty damn cute, which is why the girls do it to begin with. They usually choose the shy, unsuspecting type who doesn’t realize how good looking he is, or the obviously sexual guy who certainly does, and they challenge him to see whether he’s really what he says he or just putting on a big front.

Guys, always, always let girls tease and pick on you—we’re not much different than when we were in the fifth grade, so it does mean we like you, a lot, even when we’re making fun of your clothes or something stupid you accidentally said or did. The girls who pick on you together can very well lay you together, too, and you can either go the “Aww shucks, I’m a lucky guy” route or take the “Damn straight, women, you’re gonna get the ride of your life” tactic.

Either way, this is how many three-ways happen—without the girls planning to go out and do it; but then again, this is also EXACTLY how many three-ways happen when they
are
planned! Two adventurous, curious, and sexy women out on the town together can be the recipe for all kinds of hot steamy mischief.

Many single people out there whine whenever they are in the position of hanging out with couples, saying they feel like a third wheel and complaining about how awkward it is. These are bitter, silly people.

Do only children hate being the sole object of their parents’ doting and loving attention? Of course not! In a way, being the third party in the three-way is much the same feeling: you have two people who focus all their attention on you and want to make sure you’re happy and taken care of. Is that so awful? I think not.

Even the happiest couples need to mix it up, and they’re very happy when there’s another person around just to talk and laugh with, much less get it on with. It’s great being the third person in the ménage à trois because you’re the celebrity guest star of their show. They’re happy to have you mixing and stirring them up, and then when it’s over, you can just walk away from the situation with the least amount of baggage and/or issue. So what’s so bad about being the third wheel? Nothing!

Any single woman who falls into or sets up a three-way must first and foremost find both parties attractive; otherwise, it will be a disaster of jealousy.

A women can tell whether another woman is there to get her man; she won’t necessarily expect you to go down on her, but if you don’t kiss, touch, or compliment her, then at the very least you’re looking at lots of drama, trouble, and even tears. You may not even be into women, but if you’re looking for fun and free-wheeling experiences, you should talk and laugh and find that connection, as those things are especially important to women. Then you’ll find it easy to dive in, and the girlfriend will find it easy to take you in, and hopefully will dive right back into you, too.

The couple has to feel like you’re their special, tasty treat, that you’re sweet and special enough for them to have this experience with. The more open and relaxed you are, the more you will be sandwiched in the passion zone. A lot of men are doing this for their women, just as much as women might be doing it for their men, so you have to distribute the attention evenly and smoothly.

When you’re alone at a party or at a bar, the happy couple I mentioned above can be the easiest to break the ice with. They have nothing to prove and no agenda other than having a good time. When couples are feeling frisky, it’s quite amazing how they will open up to someone else. You can begin with asking the woman of the couple where she got her dress or what she is drinking because either one looks good to you, and then take it from there.

Most spontaneous three-ways that involve two men are between friends or acquaintances. Secure men are very turned on when other men find their girlfriend sexy and beautiful, but they usually prefer that kind of attention from someone they know and trust, rather than the guy who sits in their empty stool the minute they get up to take a leak. These types of encounters happen when the three are hanging out at home, listening to music, or watching videos (both the mainstream and the smut variety).

The two-men-one-woman sex combo is for men who are
extremely
turned on by men finding their women attractive and for men who are
extremely
comfortable in their sexuality and, yes, their penis size. A man who thinks his cock is too small is not someone who will suddenly let his girl get it on with another guy, especially when he knows his buddy has a big one.

When you’re feeling good about the people you’re with, good things happen. So you’re hanging out drinking wine, smoking grass, listening to some good music, laughing, and joking. It’s all very tranquil and happy. Your friend’s girlfriend may compliment you out of nowhere and make you blush. Or she tells you that the girl who dumped you was a total idiot, and your buddy agrees.

Maybe it’s not with words at all, maybe she starts dancing for you both, and you guys encourage her to keep dancing, maybe shedding some clothes little by little and piece by piece. Your friend gives you a sideway glance that says it’s okay, and then you see him watch his sexed-up lady lean in to kiss you. You can let it linger and then stand up behind her and massage her shoulders and play with her hair. She’s not pulling away, she’s moaning and rubbing her ass against your crotch. She might even do a
backwards reach-around and pull you closer, so you cup her breasts from behind and kiss her neck. You both fall back on the couch, and you wait for your friend to lead and his girlfriend to agree, and that’s the easiest, safest way for things to happen, by just letting them. Take your cue from the couple and it should all be just fine.

The same goes for the lucky man who gets to roll around with two women, when chosen, and believe it, mister, you are being chosen, whether they planned it or it was a sudden burst of sexual inspiration. Don’t blow it by making too many demands. If they don’t want to go down on each other, don’t dwell on that. If they do hardly anything or nothing with each other, yes it’s a little sad, but still you’ve got two women in front of you who want to share you, to use you as their dick-slave, so be happy with just that because that’s a whole lot for anyone to encounter. Two women can be very bored and not necessarily looking for a three-way but looking for some kind of fun and/or entertainment nonetheless, and it’s many times the charming, witty man who gets this going rather than the handsome, arrogant prick. This is the guy who doesn’t care if one woman is a lot better looking than the other. He’s not looking for ways to ditch one so he can make time, he doesn’t want to cause any kind of a rift. He’s the cool guy who just puts himself out there and sees what direction the night will take. He’s the guy who can make it happen and he’s also the guy whose stupid friends don’t understand why he can make this happen.

So this guy steps up to the two ladies and makes a remark about the bad music, how difficult it is to get the bartender’s attention, or what’s playing on TV. He engages them both at once, keeps eye contact with both girls, and is man enough and smart enough to keep them both entertained at the same time. He’s the guy
who is generous enough to get the next round and the round after that. He may know of an even cooler place to hang out or has a clean apartment that may offer some special refreshments.

This is the guy who can even get away with making the joke about having his way with the both of them and they laugh and he laughs, but when he excuses himself to use the bathroom or check his phone messages, they both say how great he is, and to hell with it, why not hang at his place for awhile. It’s nearby, isn’t it? He has planted the seed without being obvious, and it’s working. This guy is special, and he deserves to have two girls take turns screwing and sucking him. Because he is a gentleman.

It goes without saying, when you have your debauched good time, you can’t throw all caution to the wind, especially with matters of safe sex. You might think that’s a little obvious to even mention, but it isn’t and here’s why.

Your guy and you may have been together a while, and you’ve both been tested, so you said to hell with condoms and you went on the pill. He’s now gotten used to entering without a raincoat, and one thing men are (and sorry guys, but you are) are creatures of habit. He may just assume he can dip it in your third party without this added precaution. That’s a bad idea. The best way to keep it safe during your dirty little romp is for everyone to use condoms; that way nothing is left to chance.

It’s also bad manners for a couple to be condom-free but then use one on the guest. It can make that person feel like a dirty street prostitute, when you feel nothing of the sort. Be crazy and wild and spontaneous, but still be smart and sensitive.

Picture this: This ménage à trois you’re having is working out better than you even thought! The girls are loving it (and you) big time—they’re letting loose more than you could have hoped. They’re getting it on together, screwing and sucking you, then on all fours, side by side, kissing each other, and offering themselves for your sexual pleasure.

You want to be totally greedy and wallow in pussy, which is very natural and understandable, but wait a minute. Are you going to pump into one girl, your girlfriend even, and then pull it out and go at it with the next? Sounds reasonable, but it’s not. It’s dangerous because you’re passing one woman’s secretions into another woman’s vagina, opening both women to a host of sexually transmitted diseases if neither or only one woman has been tested.

If this isn’t “one of those things,” as people are fond of labeling illicit, spur-of-the-moment encounters, but something you’ve both mentioned half-joking and half-serious or talked about in a way in which you both think the possibility of this happening is there, then by all means spare no details about the subject. Remember to be sensitive to each other in this conversation, because even mere talk about having a three-way can easily end in a girl crying or a guy slamming the door and storming off. Just because you’re both curious about having a threesome does not mean either one of you is completely secure with everything. Usually it’s not “anything goes”; there are usually rules that both men and women want to adhere to, so communication, as trite as that may sound, really is key.