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L.A.’s Theatre Company

Ahmanson Theatre | Mark Taper Forum | Kirk Douglas Theatre
OFFICES
601 West Temple Street, Los Angeles, CA 90012
CenterTheatreGroup.org

21 December 2009

F. D. Nancy
1413 1/2 Kenneth Road, #193
Glendale, CA 91201

Hello,

We received your letter regarding your purchase of a show called
Hey I Eat With That Mouth
for a performance on January 21, 2010. Unfortunately that is not a production that the Ahmanson Theatre is presenting or has any affiliation with.

Truthfully, I’ve not heard of that show so I don’t know where it is playing or how to assist you.

During January we will be running the musical
Mary Poppins
at the Ahmanson and
Palestine, New Mexico
at the Mark Taper Forum (next to the Ahmanson). By any chance do you have tickets to one of those productions?

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F. D. NANCY
1413 1/2 Kenneth Rd. #193
Glendale, CA 91201

Mr. Scott Taylor
Ticket Info
Ahmanson Theatre
601 W. Temple St.
Los Angeles, CA 90012

26 Dec 2009

Dear Mr. Scott Taylor Ahmanson Theater:

Thank you for writing me with information on a play I have tickets for. Now I am informed the play is called:

“KEEP THAT OUT OF GARY’S NOSTRIL!”

I believe it stars Dom Deluise & Koko Kardashian in a ribald afternoon revue. (Most recently it was at the Bazoomas Indian Casino.)

I Got my letter with parking instructions. My confirmation # is B-71-C9. Parking level 3. It has the Ahmanson name on it & address for Jan 29, 2010. I paid $62.50 each. Our group leader is RALPH HEM. Can you check for me when I will receive the actual tickets?

And yes! I would love to See “MARY TODD POPPINS IN MEXICO”

I believe it was mostly recently at the Lincoln Theater in Springfield. How do i arrange tickets?

I look forward to hearing from you on:

A. My tickets for “KEEP THAT OUT OF GARY’S NOSTRIL!”

B. New ticket information for “MARY TYLER POPPINS IN NEW MEXICO”

I am a silver club copper zinc member with Platnimum privileges.

Thank you,

F. D. Nancy

Full text of the above letter to follow.

1413 1/2 Kenneth Rd. #193
Glendale, CA 91201
[email protected]

Iceland Tourism Board
Laugavegur 26
101 Reykjavík Iceland
[email protected]

July 26, 2009

Dear Iceland Tourism Board,

Can you please tell me how I can request an honor for a person who has relentlessly promoted your fine country? I am talking about TORRY HIPPO. How can I recommend him to be glorified in Iceland. I want to esteem Torry Hippo for being an outstanding messenger of your wonderful country. He is constantly sounding the trumpet for Iceland. (and what it means to buy the products of Iceland and visit their food courts) What is the process for this?

A plaque?
Commendation?
Torry Hippo Day in the mall?

Please write me and tell what the paperwork process is for this. TORRY HIPPO DAY in the Kringlan Mall in Iceland (Reykjavík) sounds awfully good to me. I look forward to your reply. Iceland is truly the land of hospitable people.

Respectfully,

F.D. Nancy

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MailBox: PRAISE

Subject
         RE: Bestow Honor Question

Sent Date
         07–27–2009 8:35:33 AM

From
         
“Iceland - Nordic Visitor” <
[email protected]
>

To
         “FRED NANCY” <
[email protected]
>

Dear Fred,

I think you got a wrong adress for the tourist board their e-mail adress is
[email protected]
.

Kind regards,

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Certificate of Achievement

The International Fabricare Institute commends

TORRY NIPPLE Cleaners

for achieving and maintaining a high standard

of excellence in REAL ESTATE solvent quality.

February 6, 2007