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Why do blacks smell?
So that blind people can hate them too.
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A trucker was carrying a load of bowling balls down the thruway when to his horror, the tailgate unfastened and hundreds of them went rolling across the road. He brought the big truck to a stop as fast as he could and ran back to the scene of the accident—only to see, to his astonishment, dozens of Poles already busy smashing the bowling balls with axes and sledgehammers and any other blunt instruments on hand.
“What the hell are you doing?” he asked.
“You gotta get these nigger eggs before they hatch,” they explained.
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What's the American dream?
A million blacks swimming back to Africa with a Jew under each arm.
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What's the definition of bad acne?
Waking up in the park with a blind man reading your face.
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Why does Helen Keller wear skin-tight pants?
So that people can read her lips.