All New Letters From a Nut (34 page)

Authors: Alan. Ted L.,Marder Nancy

It is our intention to absolutely ensure that our guests have a comfortable stay and that all the facilities provided are adequate to your needs. While there are no restrictions, per se, to you bringing your personal chair, we cannot allow the removal of any fixtures.

Mr. Nancy, I assure you that our accommodations are very comfortable and we can maximize your comfort in one of our newly renovated rooms. Please let me know if I can be of assistance to you in making your upcoming reservations. I can be reached on (404) 222–2952.

VB/sdp

Courtland and Harris Streets Northeast, Atlanta, Georgia 30303 Telephone 404–659–2000 Reservations 1–800-HILTONS

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1413 1/2 Kenneth Rd. #193
Glendale, CA 91201

Business Licenses
City Of Glendale
613 East Broadway, Room 110
Glendale, California 91206–4393

Apr 18, 2009

Dear City Of Glendale Business License dept:

I am seeking some help, please. Can you tell me what happened to my application for my business license? I sent in paperwork and filing fees for my comedy club: THE JOKESTRAP.

And it has been some time since I heard from you. Perhaps i was sent to the wrong office. But i mailed many papers to your city offices.

The JOKESTRAP is a comedy club, 17 tables, in a mini mall that I am renting space from. All guffaw signs have been made, all t-shirts paid for, (including 4XL which is costly), all comedy club food incl. nachos and fried cheese yums on order. (we may have burnt almond cheese straws)

So can you PLEASE tell me how I get my license and what happened to my application? I have copies of everything if you need. Let me know.

I admire your city. I am ready to open. I hire locally and use local cheese.

Respectfully,

F. D. Nancy

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April 22, 2009

F. D. Nancy (MR)
1413 1/2 Kenneth Rd. # 193
Glendale, CA 91201

RE: The Jokestrap-Comedy Club

Dear Applicant.

This is in response to your letter requesting status of your application for a business license in the City of Glendale. Depending on the location and nature of your business, you are required to apply for a Zoning Use Certificate.

The Building Department has not received such an application or any paperwork regarding your business. Enclosed you will find a packet indicating what the application process is as well as an application for you to complete and return to our office.

Please make sure to mail your correspondence to:

Building and Safety 633
E. Broadway, Room #101
Glendale, CA 91206

If you have any questions or concerns regarding this matter, you may contact our Department at (818) 548–3200.

Room 100
Inspections (818) 548–4836 FAX (818) 548–4362

Room 101
Applications, Plan Check & Permits (818) 548–3200 FAX (818) 548–3215

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F. D. NANCY (MR)
1413 1/2 Kenneth Rd. #193
Glendale, CA 91201

Business Licenses
CITY OF DOWNEY
11111 Brookshire Avenue
Downey, CA 90241

Nov 27, 2009

Dear City Of Downey Business License dept:

Can you please help me. It is been some time since I sent in my application & fee for my comedy club: JOKE ITCH. Can you tell me what happened to my application for my business license? Is it still being processed?

JOKE ITCH is a comedy club, 22 tables, in an industrial area. All giggle signs have been made, all Snuggies paid for, (including 6XL), all comedy club food including fried pretzels, cheese yanks, and slaw daddies are on order. (we may have cheese cups; definitely cheese bags)

So can you PLEASE tell me how I get my license and what happened to my application? I have copies of everything if you need. (May be under earlier name of JOKE CHAFE)

I admire your city. I am fully ready to open. I hire locally and use local cheese.

Respectfully,